Mama’s Guide to the Jolie Universe
Anvil Obvious or heavy-handed writing that has no regard for the viewer's intelligence, Hitting
you over the head much like Wile E. Coyote and his Acme Brand anvils.
ASH The Angel Square Hotel where John lives.. aka The Hovel
Asshat: One who has his/her head up his ass, you know wearing said ass as a hat.
BloJob , J&B JoB, JoBlah, John and Blair
BTW By the Way
BSC! Bat-Shit Crazy!
Cake (cakegate)…Just a joke that would take too long and sound too silly to explain…I will leave
it with…Everyone likes cake right?
DD Daytime Dish, (Seventh Level of Hell) An anonymous MB. A cesspool of bitterness and
hate….always good for a laugh
ETA Edited to add used by people to show why they have edited their posts
FF Fast Forward…or Farah Fath…but we will get to that.
GMAB Give Me a Break, or GMAFB I bet you can guess what the F is for.
GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
ICAM I Couldn't Agree More
IDC I Don't Care
IIRC: If I Recall Correctly
ILY I Love You………………which we waited FOREVER for…and still makes us puddles.
IMO In My Opinion, IMHO - In My Humble Opinion, JMO Just My Opinion,
JMHO…you get it right?
IRL in real life
Jolie John and Natalie……also known as McNat
Jarlie, Unclecest Jared and Natalie
Jarty, McMuerte, McMartyr John and Marty (why..I really want to know why?)
KCK Killing Club Killer Storyline…which gave us the Cheerleader BBQ and The Pit…..We
love a good serial killer
Loons Anyone's who’s delusions don’t match our delusions
LMAO Laughing My Ass Off , ROTFLMAO rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
LOL Laughing Out Loud
MBK The Music Box Killer Storyline (vintage Jolie)
Nomace Whatever the hell is going on with (or has gone on with) John and Marty
ONS - One Night Stand…Or Dec 18th 2007....... or Nat/Brody hookup (May 21 2010)
which leads into our WTD.
OMG "OH My God"…or MOG….My OH God…mostly used when a smut Fan Fic leaves
you all jumbled.
OT Off Topic…Or Oldtimefan (a Jolie poster)
PnL - Pointing and Laughing
POV Point of View
RME - Rolling My Eyes
Sink Sex Some something something in a basement I think (I block it out) The beginning of the
Tri from hell
SID Soaps In Depth, SOD Soap Opera Digest , SOW Soap Opera Weekly…The
Snark Sarcastic commentary
SON Soap Opera Network
SORAS: Soap Opera Rapid Aging Syndrome. Used to explain when soap children to go
away to camp or boarding school or even just their bedroom one age, and come back ten years
TIIC The Idiots In Charge ..or TFIIC again you know what the F is for
TPTB the powers that be
Word Expression of wholehearted agreement, '80s-style
WTD Who's the Daddy (best be John ;))
WTH? What The Hell????, or WTF? Again with the F.
MA Melissa Archer (Natalie Buchanan)
ME Michael Easton (John McBain)
RC Ron Carlivati (Head Writer)
FV Frank Valentini (Executive Producer)
BF Brian Frons (President, ABC Daytime)
The Rest of the Cast
EA Eddie Alderson (Matthew Buchanan)
BB Brandon Buddy (Cole Thornhart)
KDP Kassie DePaiva (Blair Cramer)
SE Shenell Edmonds ( Destiny Evans)
MF Meghann Fahy (Hannah O'Connor)
FF Farah Fath (Gigi Morasco)
DF David Fumero (Cristian Vega)
DG David Gregory (Robert Ford)
SH Susan Haskell (Marty Saybrooke)
BK Brian Kerwin (Charlie Banks)
IK Ilene Kristen (Roxanne Balsom)
JPL John-Paul Lavoisier (Rex Balsom)
ML Mark Lawson (Brody Lovett)
FL Florencia Lozano (Téa Delgado)
KM Kelley Missal (Dani Rayburn)
LP Lenny Platt (Nate Salinger)
NR Nic Robuck (James Ford)
SR Sean Ringgold (Shaun Evans)
ES Erika Slezak (Viki Davidson)
HBS Hillary B. Smith (Nora Hanen)
TSJ Trevor St. John (Todd Manning)
RS Robin Strasser (Dorian Lord)
TS Tika Sumpter (Layla Williamson)
JT Jason Tam (Markko Rivera)
TT Terrell Tilford (Dr. Greg Evans)
GT Gina Tognoni (Kelly Cramer Buchanan)
BU Brittany Underwood (Langston Wilde)
JvD Jerry verDorn (Clint Buchanan)
MW Matt Walton (Elijah Clarke)
TW Tuc Watkins (David Vickers)
BW Bree Williamson (Jessica Buchanan/Tess)
RSW Robert S. Woods (Bo Buchanan)